Welcome, fellow being!
We are the FailZone system!
We collectively respond to they/it pronouns and respond to Sam, Spirit or SamsonBefore you continue with this carrd:DNI:
Object Show Fans ( ok to interact. Ask to follow )
Bodily 30+ (^^)
RedPastry shippers
Jujuleek shippers
ChiliRye and IcePirate shippers (unless we follow first)
Pro ship
NSFW acc
Clottcier shippers ( ask to follow )
Basic DNI criteria ( pro ship, racism, LGBTphobia, ableism, sanism.. )
If you know us IRL ( unless we give permission )BYF:
We block freely, hell, we sometimes don't even remember WHY we blocked someone. We'll usually block for reasons such as a ship or headcanon or media we're uncomfortable with, you're friends and/or interact with someone we're uncomfortable with, you hate a ship we really like, etc
We will also absolutely block you if you soft block or break mutual somehow or if you already have us blocked
Please be patient with us, we can't see nor hear well a good percent of the time
There's a good chance that if you're blocked, we're not unblocking you unless we legitimately CANNOT remember why we did and / or we share a lot of mutualsWe're part of CRRP, SLRP, and SJMRP
Keith has his Dreamcatcher account which serves as his own accWe have amnesia, so there's a good chance we'll easily forget just about anythingPlease please PLEASE if you're prone to not responding quickly or tend to forget to respond or don't know how to TELL USMore info:
We are psychotic, have ADHD, BPD, NPD, ASPD, have OCD, autistic, dyslexia and dyspraxia and more I think I can't remember ?
DID systemSome of our current hyperfixations are Horrid Henry, Cookie Run, Kirby, Pokemon, Mario, Zelda, Spookys Jumpscare Mansion, Yoshi, and Cuphead
We are white TME perisex ♿Occasionally speaks Croatian
Don't have the greatest English sometimes
(note: when we mean doubles, we're talking about kins. Introjects and IRLs of any of the sources listed aren't considered doubles to us)
♟️
Sys host
16 years old
Strawberry Crepe fictive
Goes by many names
Genderfluid and Pan
Any pronouns
Host already has her own carrd!!
Keith / Dreamcatcher / Arrow / Velvet 👁️
Dreamcatcher Skylanders introject
Goes mostly by Keith
Transmasc nonbinary aroace Omni
Co host
17 years old
Protector and soother
He/they/it/xeLikes Skylanders, mario, zelda, sonic, SJM and cookie runIRL list:
❌: Doubles DNI
✖️: Iffy with doubles
No emoji: doubles may interact
- Caramel Arrow (Cookie Run) ✖️
- Red Velvet (Cookie Run) ✖️
- Dreamcatcher (Skylanders)
Bobby / Bob / Bob-omb / Hana
Co host
Soother
Mostly goes as Bobby
They/she/he/star/flare/boom/spark
16 years old
Nonbinary aroace lesbianMostly fixates on OSC content, Mario, Kirby, Pokemon, Steven Universe and Horrid HenryBobby the Bob-omb IRL (doubles are ok)
Mustard
Mustard Cookie introject
She/he/they/boom/it/spark
Abinary lesbian
Protector
16 years oldOk with doublesMostly fixates on Cookie Run and Horrid Henry
Leek / May
Leek Cookie introject
16 years old
Co host
Soother
Care taker
Female sapphic bisexual
She/they/fae/zy/petal/floraIffy on doublesMostly fixates on Kirby, Cookie Run, Skylanders, Steven Universe and marine and plant life
Peach 🍑
Peach Cookie introject
Princess Peach kinnie
Care taker
Protector
Co host
16 years old
Agender lesbian
They/panda/it/mightDoubles DNI unless interacted with firstMostly fixates on Cookie Run, Mario and Horrid Henry
Zonie / Xander/ Dallus 🔌
Ex host
Shape shifter
Gay trans man aroaceflux
Any pronouns that aren't she/her
16 years old
Leek Cookie kinnieFixates on just about every interest mentioned so farIRL list:
❌: Doubles DNI
✖️: iffy with doubles
No emoji: all ok
- Fluzzy (an OC)
- Glitch Bell (^^)
- Traffic Light (TSFTM)❌
- Rumor Honeybottoms (Cuphead)✖️
- Seven (BFB) ❌
- Hooked Doll / Hooky (Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion) ✖️
Tabitha (Tabi)
Milk Cookie fuzztive
Wishes not to be associated with their source
15 years old
Soother and care taker
Genderless sapphic ace
They/she/bloopMostly fixates on Cookie Run, Steven Universe, and SkylandersDoesn't mind doubles
AiryShe / They / It
Nonbinary Girlthing lesbian
16
Airy ONEhfj fictive
Mostly fixates on SJM, Yoshi, Pokemon, Kirby, Mario and OSC content
Gatekeeper and soother
Ok with doubles--------------------------------------------
There are 4 others who commonly front but we can't add more elements so have these quick bits of info:Marie: 🌀
Marie Splatoon introject
They / Voi / Ink / He / Octo / Dark
Transmasc unknowngender omni arospec
16 years old
Persecutor
Interests are Splatoon and Pokemon mostly
Warning: alter is prone to verbal agression, this doesn't make him any less of a person than any of us, simply treat him with respect and you won't get told hurtful thingsFrye: ⚡
Frye Splatoon introject
Any neos, preferably water, Electric, and eel related ones ( NO she he they nor it pronouns )
Feminine aligned unlabeled
16 years old
Protector
Mostly into Splatoon, Pokemon, and MarioCallie:🐚
Callie Splatoon introject
She / Ink / They
Sapphic and female
16 years old
Into Kirby, Splatoon and Slime Rancher
Protector, soother and gatekeeperHatterene:🪄
17 years old
She / It ?
Female and a lesbian
Hatterene from Pokemon Sword and Sheild introject
Sexual alter
Into Pokemon, is open to other alters' interests
Affogato / Nebula / Neb(by) !!! 🪐
She / they / meow / star / night / nebula / he16 years old
Nonbinary masc catgender moongender lesbianAffogato Cookie introject !!Unknown rolesKins DNI
Eclair Cookie / Audrey 📜They / Scroll / Leaf / Zee / She / He16-17 years old
Nonbinary aroace lesbianSootherKins DNI
Tirsiak / Unknown Specimen 4He / They / It
Agender transmasc lesbian
22 years oldCaretaker and protectorKins can interact
Wambu !!!
He / She / TheyIntroject of content creator WambuGenderfaun unlabeled29 years oldDon't remember roles
Lisa / Lee / Ivee (Ivysaur)Any pronouns that aren't she/her (mainly they / he / fae / it / bug / petal / zee / ivy)
35 - 37 years oldUnknown Specimen 5 introjectCaretaker soother and protectorKins can interact
AzelThey / Them (only very close friends may use he/him)
21 years old
Aroace Nonbinary lesbianI'm just. A human. Yea
There's really nothing special to add lol